Goodbye, my lovely friend. You got me and D.G. through the worst parts of Christmas 2010. (Although D.G. can still lean on you, so not fair.) Last Christmas, I wished for just a taste of you, but it wasn't allowed because I was growing a new life. Who would have guessed that I could have drank a dozen "casks" (that's what they call wine in a box these days) and it wouldn't have really made things turn out any worse than they did. I have to let you go now, and as much I hope we will be apart for at least 10 months, it's probably going to just be for the next 13 days. Wait for me, I still need you even if Christmas is over. It's only been 2 days since I drank a glass of wine and I've already developed a twitch in my left eyelid. It's driving me crazy and I know another glass of wine would totally cure that twitch, but I will tough it out without you. Just promise you will be waiting for me in 2 weeks when everything falls apart again. And if you can't be there, please send your friends, Cabernet Sauvignon and Merlot.
Thursday, December 30, 2010
We interupt the wine drinking to bring you a 2ww
Goodbye, my lovely friend. You got me and D.G. through the worst parts of Christmas 2010. (Although D.G. can still lean on you, so not fair.) Last Christmas, I wished for just a taste of you, but it wasn't allowed because I was growing a new life. Who would have guessed that I could have drank a dozen "casks" (that's what they call wine in a box these days) and it wouldn't have really made things turn out any worse than they did. I have to let you go now, and as much I hope we will be apart for at least 10 months, it's probably going to just be for the next 13 days. Wait for me, I still need you even if Christmas is over. It's only been 2 days since I drank a glass of wine and I've already developed a twitch in my left eyelid. It's driving me crazy and I know another glass of wine would totally cure that twitch, but I will tough it out without you. Just promise you will be waiting for me in 2 weeks when everything falls apart again. And if you can't be there, please send your friends, Cabernet Sauvignon and Merlot.
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The one time I got drunk on wine, it ended very badly. It's not really my thing. Bitter and yucky. But tequila tastes like Chocolate to me. Which is a real problem. :) I am near the end of the 2WW and it pains me to remember the time when I thought for some reason it was some variation for World War 2. HA!
Aw Missy! You've just made me fall off my chair laughing. It pains me to remember when I had no clue what 2WW stood for either. I didn't even have a theory like yours!
Cara I hope that you and Mr. Shiraz and his friends will have to part company for quite some time. I truly do, hoping for you and fingers crossed xo
if you haven't submitted for creme de la creme yet can i change my vote to this post, please?
i'm hoping that you and mr shiraz part company for a long, long time :)
when we were on our 2WW for this pregnancy i bought a special bottle to make myself feel better since i was feeling so negative about the prospect of getting pregnant right away. thankfully that bottle is still in the wine rack, waiting for this baby to be born. i hope the same happens to you. go ahead - buy a whole case if you want to!
LOL... I hope that there are no more casks in your future for the next 10 months too... Hugz.
I hope that giving up the wine is worth it! The 2ww are terrible.
I love wine! I hope the 2ww is kind to you and that it ends up being at least 10 months from wine like you hope <3
this is a really great post, and missy's comment about the 2ww being a variation of ww2 made me laugh out loud.
thanks ladies.
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